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Blood Bank - Two Ideas Combined

 

Theme: The Blood bank is getting too much blood, they must find a way to store and draw the blood.

 

Prop List: Rectangular hollow backdrop will have two doors, one on the east wall and another on the southwest. Chair will be a chair! (__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________)

 

Characters:

 

Skit - Third Draft:

Part 1:

NURSE: Dr. Benthall, I really think those new, inexpensive syringes from Stick-Me-Not Inc. are a very good idea for blood banks in small towns, but the only main blood bank in Houston,Texas?

I think we should use a better way then those cheapy needles.

 

DOCTOR: Yes, I see what you mean. That's why I placed an order for a new, efficient windmill pump. 'better get windy before the blendy' ß (guess who)

 

NURSE: Good Idea, Blake.

 

Part 2:

 

Blood donor walks in.

 

NURSE: Are you here to give blood?

 

BLOOD DONOR: Yes.

 

DOCTOR: Ok, I will be taking your blood for you while the Nurse looks you up in our file. May I please have your Drivers license.

 

BLOOD DONOR: Sure. Here.

 

Doctor hands the nurse the card.

Nurse walks out of room.

 

BLOOD DONOR: Please hurry, because-

 

Nurse walks into room and whispers something to the Doctor.

 

BLOOD DONOR: What's wrong?

 

DOCTOR: She is having trouble finding your file, let me go see if I can.

 

Doctor walks out of room.

 

BLOOD DONOR: Anyway, I can't be here too long because of the mosquitoes, I'm sure you've heard about them?

 

NURSE: Mosquitoes?

 

BLOOD DONOR: You haven't heard! Wow! I though everyone knew about them! Well, anyway the heath reporter on the news says they should be heading over Paul Revere at about (time of performance) so I need to run!

 

Doctor comes back inside.

 

DOCTOR: Sorry I took so long, I forgot to take out the hazardous waste.

 

NURSE: Wait, leave the door open!

 

DOCTOR: Are you crazy??? I almost got eaten by all those mosquitoes out there, they could have sucked....my.... hey! Good Idea!

 

Here are some ways we could show mosquitoes flying in:

  1. We could have posts to wrap plastic around and a roof to cover the "Shelter", then Blow dust looking stuff (or dry ice) and Ashley could be heard screaming. (when fog is gone, Ashley would have red dots all over her.
  2. We could just show paper with black dots flying around the Blood Bank.
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Let's just say we used idea 1.

Cora wraps the place while Blake puts down the




roof. Ashley is attacked by the mosquitoes and then the

mosquitoes leave (by using fans). Ashley Yells at Blake

and runs out of the room.

Blake and Cora talk about how successful that was, but

still, there was a problem. the patient was not happy, and

they couldn't figure

out how to get the

blood out of the

mosquitoes. So

Blake and Cora

decided to try to

train the

mosquitoes.

"Blake, Lets train the mosquitoes to do what we want! Then the mosquitoes we train will teach the others."

 

Part 3:

Blake is seen with a patient that needed blood saying, "fetch!" Then the mosquitoes went to Cora (dressed up as another patient) and took her blood. From there, the mosquitoes flew to a windmill looking pump that squeezed the blood out of them and pumped it into the patient.

 

The End Segment:

Blake looks at the patient who gave the blood and says, "well, how did you like our new, efficient way of doing things? "Well, its about TIME!"

 

(did that make sense at all???)

 

Obviously we need plenty more humor in this skit!